Weird Red Coincidence


One afternoon, I was just standing in front of an unknown door. “What the hell am I doing here?!” 
I was so confused. Strange man came out and let me in. 
“Should I come in?” My head was filled with questions, but I came in anyway. As soon as I came in, I saw open door of a bathroom, with my imaginary boyfriend in the shower. 
Instantly, I knew that something wasn’t right. He couldn’t be real, he appeared only in my imagination. He was showering, I was starring, how desperate am I?"
So baffled, I must have stood there for at least a minute. Then he called my name “Monica!”
“What was that? He knows me? He is real? Wake up Monica, it can’t be.”
While thinking and thinking, I just stood at the same place. Unexpectedly, he appeared in front of me wearing just his towel and shouting “Monica, snap out of it, you must get ready!”
Unaware of what was happening, I just calmly asked: “”Where?”
He added: “To the prom Monica, what is with you today, isn’t that why you came here?”
I came where. Can you imagine how dazzled I was with everything going on around me (apparently because of me) and I couldn’t remember a thing. Everything was so hazy.
All of a sudden magic strawberry with legs and eyes appears, telling me that she is my brain. Nothing else made sense anyway so I might just as well believe her. Then she explained to me, how I’m in other dimension, dimension of my dream and how only truly lonely and sad people could travel to that dimensions to reach necessary things and I just came to pick up Evan to go to prom with me, because I got too lonely.



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